medophobia

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.

by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

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Fedophobia

when you're doing something wrong then walk in public, you're too afraid to get caught so you look around to check if there's a police around you or looking for you. That's The Fedophobia

-He stole the shop with a Bally on, And he still ain't moving from his crip for a week, I think he got a Fedophobia.

- Fam i can't light this zoot in the street, I've got a Fedophobia.

- I'm going to smash an opp in the station, but i got no suttin on me cause i got a Fedophobia.

by k.trig October 22, 2020

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Mucophobia

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

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Memephobia

The fear of the freshest and dankest memes.

Man, Carl has memephobia. I slid in his dms with dat bio and he had a heart attack.

by dankestphobia August 6, 2016

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Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

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