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gayggle

(noun) The annoying effeminate giggle, titter or laugh occasionally produced my male homosexuals. This obnoxious noise is known to be especially painful to the ears of heterosexual males, but also is unpleasant to other homosexuals as it indicates someone trying to attract unnecessary attention to themselves. It is believed to have originated in humans as both a mating call for homosexuals, and a warning noise for heterosexuals.

Note that use of this term is not meant to be automatically disparaging against homosexuals, but rather against the terrible noise that merely happens to be made only by homosexuals, and then only by some individuals.
Guy 1: "Tee hee hee!"
Guy 2: "Dude, I don't care that you're gay, but knock off the gayggle, it's scaring away the ladies."
by biggs33 September 22, 2009
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Mai Tai

(noun) A tropical cocktail made famous by "Trader Vic" Bergeron in 1944, after mixing rum, lime, orange curacao, orgeat and syrup, with a spring of mint and fresh fruit garnish. His Tahitian friends named it with their native reply after tasting it, "mai tai" meaning literally "very good". Note that legend has it the drink is based on a recipe by "Don the Beachcomber" Gantt, who also invented the Navy Grog, the Tahitian Rum Punch, the Dr. Funk, and the Zombie.
"I don't care how you make it or what you substitute, I demand a Mai Tai!"
by biggs33 May 11, 2009
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sphinctometer

1. A device for measuring the degree to which one is an asshole.

2. A device for measuring the degree to which one is full of shit.
"Wow, Buck, that story just sent the sphinctometer needle into the brown!"
by biggs33 December 9, 2008
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alchaeology

(noun) The study of ancient cocktail recipes and search for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeology.
Anyone can read the label on a bottle of American bourbon or Scotch whisky to know the difference, but in alchaeology we seek to divine secrets such as the original Maryland rye.
by biggs33 May 11, 2009
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agree to disbelieve

Used when one wants to end an annoying conversation, where it is obvious the other person is wrong, but either one is unable to convince the person, or the matter is so trivial one can't be bothered to continue. This lets the person know the conversation is over, but they have not won.
A: Lady Gaga actually has a lot of musical talent, underneath all those ridiculous costumes and stage shenanigans.
B: Agree to disbelieve. Now shut up.
by biggs33 March 14, 2011
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subprime rib

A low quality cut of beef, as opposed to prime rib.
A: How is your steak?
B: This crap is subprime rib.
by biggs33 February 23, 2009
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the devil is in the details

Some catch, trick, or error that is hidden in the details, often easily missed.
A: Man, this whiskey is smooth!
B: Dude, it's only 80 proof, you're drinking a liqueur not liquor. Remember, the devil is in the details.
by biggs33 October 6, 2010
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