cavemen 

Most people think that cavemen were simple and stupid creatures but its actually the opposite.
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!

guy 1:It's so easy a CAVEMEN could do it
guy 2:Whats that supposed to mean

cavemen by DX Roberts July 5, 2009

cavemen 

This is the plural of caveman, when a band of cavemen get together it can be called a mauling.

cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.

That caveman tried to eat my computer, but i got out the stunstick and put a beat down.

Cavemen may be found saying things like "uhhg" and "huuhuh"

cavemen by hex_ten February 2, 2006

Cavemen 

A group of lads (with massive cocks) consisting of; AS, AT , BBB and not so much TL coz he’s whipped af (lots of love TL)

mr farrar: oi the “cavemen” get out

Lads: sir don’t kick us out the bistro

Cavemen by Theo’s whipped January 29, 2020

Cavemen Mentality 

The thought process of, Men protect, and do “manly jobs.” whilst the women stay inside, making life, and doing “feminine things.”

Guy: You women are only supposed to cook and make life!
Girl: you must have a Cavemen Mentality

Cavemen Mentality by REDDLIGHT August 4, 2020

Cunty Cavemen 

Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.

Example 1:

Wow that girl is a Cunty Cavemen in bed

Example 2:

Ewww that girl is such a Cunty Cavemen

Cunty Cavemen by bayyisgross2 April 13, 2014

rectal cavemen 

Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.

Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.

"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"

"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"

rectal cavemen by J. Edmund H January 30, 2010

Marching Cavemen 

Mishawaka High School's marching band that consists of an average of 130 members. They practice about every other day on the field.

"Now, welcome the Marching Cavemen on to the field."

Marching Cavemen by Cavemen fan January 15, 2024