Most people think that cavemen were simple and stupid creatures but its actually the opposite.
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
guy 1:It's so easy a CAVEMEN could do it
guy 2:Whats that supposed to mean
by DX Roberts July 5, 2009
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This is the plural of caveman, when a band of cavemen get together it can be called a mauling.

cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
That caveman tried to eat my computer, but i got out the stunstick and put a beat down.

Cavemen may be found saying things like "uhhg" and "huuhuh"
by hex_ten January 30, 2006
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A group of lads (with massive cocks) consisting of; AS, AT , BBB and not so much TL coz he’s whipped af (lots of love TL)
mr farrar: oi the “cavemen” get out

Lads: sir don’t kick us out the bistro
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Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.
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Wow that girl is a Cunty Cavemen in bed

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Ewww that girl is such a Cunty Cavemen
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Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.

Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"

"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"
by J. Edmund H January 31, 2010
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The thought process of, Men protect, and do “manly jobs.” whilst the women stay inside, making life, and doing “feminine things.”
Guy: You women are only supposed to cook and make life!
Girl: you must have a Cavemen Mentality
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a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
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