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monophobia 

"I have Monophobia, the fear of being alone."
monophobia by wordhandler October 7, 2017

Monophobia 

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.
im staying at mark's because i have monophobia
Monophobia by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

mongophile 

One who admires or derives pleasure from (sexually or otherwise) mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.
A: Dude, why are you running with a bunch of retards, you some kind of mongophile?
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.
mongophile by biggs33 June 10, 2007

Morgophobia 

The little girl had a case of morgophobia; she could not stand the sight of the shirtless firefighter that came to her classroom.
Morgophobia by Rex Rainmaker December 2, 2010

momophobe 

a momophobe is a person scared of moms.
your a momophobe?!=O
momophobe by heck August 4, 2007

mongohole 

A mysterious weather pattern that has repeatedly caused a man's wallet to disappear without trace, usually ocurring while the man is drunk on russian vodka.
Mate.1 - "Holy fuck Ansen you've lost your wallet on the train from Siberia to Mongolia, that's pretty fucked up."

Mate.2 - "Yeh I heard on the news that the mongohole was heading our way, but didn't realise it would hit so early!"

Mate.1 - "You knob"

Mate.2 *Headbutts the wall*
mongohole by bobby rooney May 23, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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