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mentorphobia 

An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.

This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"
"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."
mentorphobia by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020

medophobia 

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.
medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

monophobia 

"I have Monophobia, the fear of being alone."
monophobia by wordhandler October 7, 2017

Mnemophobia

The irrational fear, or phobia, of memories.
She can't remember her childhood because she suffers from mnemophobia.
Mnemophobia by Cosmic Cookie June 21, 2009

Monophobia 

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.
im staying at mark's because i have monophobia
Monophobia by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

muntophobia 

The phobia of being around munters (ugly girls). One is muntophobic if one feels nauseous, nervous etc. when in the company of munters.
"Fuckin' hell, I hate spendin' my time with these ugly bitches. I must be muntophobic."
"I'm afraid I suffer from a severe case of muntophobia."
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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