mendophile

A lover of lies and deception.

I would try to be more honest if I wasn't such a committed mendophile.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

memeophile

Someone who likes memes

"He's a memeophile."

by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Methophile

A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.

I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.

by xXPandaXx January 25, 2011

Mechophile

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.

'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'

by Tobyo May 28, 2008

Mondaphile

An unbridled sexual attraction and deep routed love for the Ford Mondeo.

Man, I caught Richard in the carpark outside work whacking off over the bonnet of his Mondeo. He's such a Mondaphile.

by DanDut May 29, 2008

mangophile

A person who craves mango!

A - "You would be lying to me if you told me that suckling the sweet juice from the core of a cool mango on a hot summer afternoon like a baby from its mother didn't make you feel the circle of life was complete."

B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "

by the_mango September 4, 2013

Menophilia

A fetish where a straight man, bisexual guy/girl, or lesbian is turned on by a woman's menstrual blood.

In simpler terms, someone who thinks a girl's period is hot or sexy.

I was on my period and I was really horny, and I knew John was into that so I called him over. Who knew menophilia could be so great!

by menophiliac October 14, 2012