A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.

I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.

Methophile by xXPandaXx January 25, 2011

Mechophile

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.

'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'

Mechophile by Tobyo May 28, 2008

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Mondaphile

An unbridled sexual attraction and deep routed love for the Ford Mondeo.

Man, I caught Richard in the carpark outside work whacking off over the bonnet of his Mondeo. He's such a Mondaphile.

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mangophile

A person who craves mango!

A - "You would be lying to me if you told me that suckling the sweet juice from the core of a cool mango on a hot summer afternoon like a baby from its mother didn't make you feel the circle of life was complete."

B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "

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Menophilia

A fetish where a straight man, bisexual guy/girl, or lesbian is turned on by a woman's menstrual blood.

In simpler terms, someone who thinks a girl's period is hot or sexy.

I was on my period and I was really horny, and I knew John was into that so I called him over. Who knew menophilia could be so great!

Menophilia by menophiliac October 14, 2012

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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