memas

What Jesus would call Christmas. Because he was probably clever and stuff.

Jesus: Hey...merry MEMAS! Get it! Because I'm witty!

by David. December 11, 2004

memas cooz

A grandmothers vagina

Mr Noice: Give me that penski right now before I fist your memas cooz
Me: Chill nigga you always take it to far
Mr Noice: I fisted your pepas CHEESE.

Me: :(

by rip shaq December 13, 2018

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Hey Mamas Lesbian

A type of lesbian that wears a top knot, has an undercut, wears a tight nike sports bra, and says the phrase "Hey Mamas"

A.G Mcdaniels is a hey mamas lesbian

by anonymous November 11, 2020

megasmegma

The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare

Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.

by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014

Me La Mamas

A spanish sentence meaning "Suck My Cock"

"Me La Mamas" said someone to another guy.

by H.E.Y April 17, 2017

Mamasang

Mamasang is woman who is a prostitue seller. It is a sweeter term for bugaw or a brothel keeper. She sells her prostitutes and save the profit for herself. A typical mamasang is fat or chubby, has dark lips due to smoking has bulging boobs with big cleavage to attract customers. Mamasangs always have hot girls and not-so-hot girld with her. She makes profit on these girls but they still love her. A mamasang is noisy, loves to shout and denies much of herself as a mode of self defense. Mamasangs are calm and good girls at day but ferocious wild beasts at night. Mamasangs have a sugar daddy which can be called as papasang. He indulge mamasans in worldly pleasures (Sex, money, alcohol, etc.). Papasangs can also abuse any of mamasang's girls. Mamasangs and her minions are always prone to STD

Mamasang has many hot prostitutes.

by papasang06 January 11, 2011