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Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
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Trump Meals on Wheels by PWS27 April 7, 2017
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have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.
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“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

Any meats a treat 

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Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"
Any meats a treat by Genitahlia November 29, 2019

they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder 

they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder
they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder