melvern 

Fucking amazing

You just as awesome as Melvern, that's pretty godly

melvern by Vern October 8, 2016

west side malvern 

West Side Malvern or commonly referred to as WSM is one of Melbourne's most well know and feared gangs. Run by the leader only known as ICE3. Tags all over Melbourne link to WSM.

West Side Malvern represent yo,
oi cunt have you heard of WSM, Trent and swanny got in.

west side malvern by NETFUX April 15, 2016

Malvern vern 

Malvern is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in Toronto, Ontario. It’s really common for a shooting or stabbing to occur in malvern . I would say it’s a hood, but it’s still a really nice place to live or hangout in.

Dont go to malvern vern alone

Malvern vern by No one knows me quiet January 3, 2021

malverne

little random city on Long Island, everyone who lives their has more money then the surronding areas. Teens want out, cops suck big time, it has about 6 town parks all with about 10 ft of walking space. Nothin ever goes on here, and mostly old ppl live here. Occassionally ppl spot a black person

wow i can't believe we are stuck in malverne

malverne by Andrew Man January 17, 2008

Malverne

Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the great and diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.

"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.

Malverne by Long Island Iced Tea August 26, 2013

malvern 

A small town in the central western region of England. Once known for it's healing waters, now known for an interesting demographic mix of old age pensioners, hippies and chavs.

malverner # 1: Fuckin hell bo! Two's on that fag!
malverner # 2: Fuckin off ya cunt, I'm going down the retail park to show off me new shop mobility cart.

malvern by Dolph69 April 14, 2006

malvern 

The ghetto of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Known for its many shootings and stabbings a year and the many rape victims who had to move to other regions because of death threats. Can also be called "THE HOOD".

"o man. i went to malvern and i came back with 12 bullet holes in my car"

malvern by POPOPO August 1, 2005