Malvernise 

(verb) To be ruthlessly bummed by an older pupil; slam-dunked by an elder student

When Charles was in the 3rd year he was "Malvernised" good and proper by many of the elder boys.

Young man, I'm going to "Malvernise" you. I'm going to "Malvernise" you like you'll never forget.

Malvernise by magic malverniser December 17, 2009

mallercise 

walking within a shopping mall with the sole intent of exericising, and not shopping.

John went to the mall to mallercise since it was a cold day.

mallercise by Andy Smither December 25, 2007

malvertising 

An internet-based criminal method for the installation of unwanted or malicious software through the use of internet advertising media networks and exchanges.

"Dude, some fake AntiVirus software was installed and totally messed up my computer and found out this happened because my free webmail provider was displaying Flash based malvertising banners."

malvertising by Change Ling December 29, 2007

malverne

little random city on Long Island, everyone who lives their has more money then the surronding areas. Teens want out, cops suck big time, it has about 6 town parks all with about 10 ft of walking space. Nothin ever goes on here, and mostly old ppl live here. Occassionally ppl spot a black person

wow i can't believe we are stuck in malverne

malverne by Andrew Man January 17, 2008

Malverne

Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the great and diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.

"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.

Malverne by Long Island Iced Tea August 26, 2013

Malverne

Super small wealthy town by the south shore of Long Island. A bunch of Irish people who know how to party hard. All the teens hangout in town and it’s not uncommon to see a pile of 20 bikes outside of Angelo’s pizza. There’s really only one busy road in malverne and that’s Hempstead Ave, which isn’t that busy. Most malverne kids go to catholic school but the public school kids and the catholic school kids all hangout together. All the boys wear khakis with Nike sneakers while the girls wear their hair up, nike elite socks, and sweatpants. There are about 10 public parks all within walking distance. Malverne is only a few minutes away from the water so during the summer if a malvernite is not in malverne, they’re in Long Beach. Most malvernites are Catholic and when you walk into Our Lady of Lourdes Church, you see the same people you’ve been seeing for ever, no one new. Everyone knows everyone and there’s a strong community vibe in malverne.

- Hey what’s going on tonight?

- I heard there’s a party in malverne tonight

- Hell yeah! Those malvernites know how to party!

Malverne by Reviews101 April 21, 2018

Malverne

A mad small town in long island NY that even the bordering towns never heard of. Its all middle class and 95% old people. The police force do nothing but harass teens and minorities. Every once in awhile you may see a black person. Most of the people there are racist and send their kids to all white catholic schools. The 0.01% non racist people send there kids to the malverne schools which are mostly black. Everyone in malverne are irish republicans. Nothing ever happenes in malverne. Its the most boring place in NY.

"Hi im from malverne" "where is that?"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"

Malverne by Jim46 September 27, 2013