meltedy 

At the point just beyond melted ...

Over -relaxed

This grilled cheese is so meltedy!

I feel so relaxed - I am meltedy!

meltedy by ownworld November 6, 2009

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Melted Bible

A bible that has had so many nuts busted into itthat it has melted the pages into each other

She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28

Melted Bible by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019

Melted 

A word typically used by gamers to describe the act of destroying the enemy ruthlessly.

player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!

player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!

Melted by dirtgore September 17, 2019

melted candle 

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

melted candle by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

Face like a melted welly 

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

Face like a melted welly by iamamanufan January 12, 2011