melonsexual

Soneone who is so comfortable with their own sexuality they feel right at home with the "wiggly watermelons" one of the most accepting spaces on live stream platforms

Im not just gay or bi, im a melonsexual

melonsexual by WardOffDemons June 4, 2022

Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.

Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020

Moronsexual

A sexuality where you like idiots and only dumbasses

I love her so much but her grades are bad I think I'm moronsexual

Moronsexual by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019

melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.

I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.

melsexual by melsexual October 10, 2014

Monsexual 

Attraction towards money.

Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.

Monsexual by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021

memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.

I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.

memosexual by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007

milosexual 

Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.

Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.

The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.

Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.

milosexual by meep_meep June 24, 2016