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Moronsexual

Being attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
A: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
B: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
A: *taking off their clothes* omg you're so damn stupid.
Moronsexual by bellkiryuu July 14, 2020

Moronsexual

A sexuality where you like idiots and only dumbasses
I love her so much but her grades are bad I think I'm moronsexual
Moronsexual by YeetTheBeet November 6, 2019

Mascosexual

A biological male who is sexually attracted to other biological men.
I'm a man and I like a man with biologically functioning cock and balls, therefore I'm Mascosexual.
Mascosexual by max365 December 2, 2020

Monsexual 

Attraction towards money.
Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.
Monsexual by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021

madisonsexual 

you: guys I’m coming out as... madisonsexual

them: what’s that??

you: oh I’m attracted by Madison beer

them: oh
madisonsexual by atemai November 3, 2020

Mayosexual 

You eat mayonnaise alot and you are mayonnaise on an escalator. Mayosexual is the best gender.
I am mayosexual.
Mayosexual by Eggiboi May 19, 2021