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When a woman performs unwanted sexual acts on a man when he is passed out or on the verge of passing out due to drunkenness or intoxication. Most commonly performed by women who are unattractive or have questionable character.
Guy 1: Bro.. that gross Becca from that party chick totally melkoed me last night.

Guy 2: Dude, Becca melkos everyone! You should get tested..
melko by t1ger2 October 1, 2010
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A Melko is an absolute creep. He or She should never be left unattended with someone of the opposite Gender. One may use Melko to replace such words as creep, pedafile, sex offender or pervert.
That guy was a total Melko, he gave me the creeps.
Melko by Teh_Trooper May 21, 2016
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Meliodas 

Captain of the Seven deadly sins, and is one badass shorty
Meliodas beat that guys face in! Not surprising
Meliodas by Mansayas April 13, 2015

Meliodas 

A kickass, perverted shorty with an Elizabeth fetish. He is captain of the 7 Deadly Sins and former leader of the 10 Commandments.
Random Demon : *attacks*
Meliodas : "FULL COUNTER!"
Meliodas by IdiotNumber2 May 8, 2020
The first Japanese female Vocaloid, and essentially the first Vocaloid Meiko was created by Crypton Future Media. She has a very strong voice, and does not(and really shouldn't) sound "cute", so when Hatsune Miku was released, her popularity went down, and it just kept on getting worse and worse. Eventually, there was even a fanmade version called "Sakine Meiko" to try and get her popularity back!

Anyway, Meiko honestly has some of the best Vocaloid songs I've heard(Snow Rabbit/Yuki Usagi, Accordion in the Golden Sunset, Far Side of The Sky, ect. By the way, these are all subbed.) so if you've never heard of her, you should check her out.
Dude One: Have you ever heard of Hatsune Miku? She's amazing!
Dude Two: Yeah, but I like Meiko more. She was released first and I like her voice more.
Dude One: ...Alright, then.
Meiko by 9001-mudkipz October 25, 2011

Melbourne Bounce

Melbourne bounce uses the progression of elements from Mákina tunes, tech-trance synths, electro house stabs and scouse house-influenced basslines from around 135-150 BPM. Artists related to this genre include: Will Sparks, The Naughty Boyz, Melbourne Bounce Project, Mark Sixma, Beat Service, Blackout Crew, Deorro[ and [Joel Fletcher.
A good original example of the Melbourne Bounce genre: The Naughty Boyz - 9pm Till I Come (Original Mix)
Melbourne Bounce by Bloodfangz February 10, 2015
able to date 5 girls during the same time
Person 1: poor me... I can't get a girlfriend.
Person 2: you should learn from Melcome then.
Melcome by ccthz January 26, 2021