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When a woman performs unwanted sexual acts on a man when he is passed out or on the verge of passing out due to drunkenness or intoxication. Most commonly performed by women who are unattractive or have questionable character.

Guy 1: Bro.. that gross Becca from that party chick totally melkoed me last night.

Guy 2: Dude, Becca melkos everyone! You should get tested..

melko by t1ger2 October 1, 2010

Words you can keep

Melko

A Melko is an absolute creep. He or She should never be left unattended with someone of the opposite Gender. One may use Melko to replace such words as creep, pedafile, sex offender or pervert.

That guy was a total Melko, he gave me the creeps.

Melko by Teh_Trooper May 21, 2016

Related Words

melkor • melko • Melkon • melkonian • melkonyan • Melkora • melkorama • melkorka • Mel Kompelien • Melbourne

Meliodas

Captain of the Seven deadly sins, and is one badass shorty

Meliodas beat that guys face in! Not surprising

Meliodas by Mansayas April 13, 2015

Meliodas

A kickass, perverted shorty with an Elizabeth fetish. He is captain of the 7 Deadly Sins and former leader of the 10 Commandments.

Random Demon : *attacks*
Meliodas : "FULL COUNTER!"

Meliodas by IdiotNumber2 May 8, 2020

Meiko

The first Japanese female Vocaloid, and essentially the first Vocaloid Meiko was created by Crypton Future Media. She has a very strong voice, and does not(and really shouldn't) sound "cute", so when Hatsune Miku was released, her popularity went down, and it just kept on getting worse and worse. Eventually, there was even a fanmade version called "Sakine Meiko" to try and get her popularity back!

Anyway, Meiko honestly has some of the best Vocaloid songs I've heard(Snow Rabbit/Yuki Usagi, Accordion in the Golden Sunset, Far Side of The Sky, ect. By the way, these are all subbed.) so if you've never heard of her, you should check her out.

Dude One: Have you ever heard of Hatsune Miku? She's amazing!
Dude Two: Yeah, but I like Meiko more. She was released first and I like her voice more.
Dude One: ...Alright, then.

Meiko by 9001-mudkipz October 25, 2011

Melbourne Bounce

Melbourne bounce uses the progression of elements from Mákina tunes, tech-trance synths, electro house stabs and scouse house-influenced basslines from around 135-150 BPM. Artists related to this genre include: Will Sparks, The Naughty Boyz, Melbourne Bounce Project, Mark Sixma, Beat Service, Blackout Crew, [Deorro[ and Joel Fletcher.

A good original example of the Melbourne Bounce genre: The Naughty Boyz - 9pm Till I Come (Original Mix)

Melbourne Bounce by Bloodfangz February 10, 2015

Melcome

able to date 5 girls during the same time

Person 1: poor me... I can't get a girlfriend.
Person 2: you should learn from Melcome then.

Melcome by ccthz January 26, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026