melkonian

a good person who loves cox

oh hey melkonian!

by 1984 boy November 24, 2021

Melonia

A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.

That woman is so Melonia.

by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010

Milonianism

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

by The apostle December 9, 2013

Melonwank

Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.

"You're such a melonwank"

by JYKL July 10, 2009

Mekonia

Mekonia is a girl who is a thick,juicy sexy looking girl who often has it with the Polynesian boys. She is beautiful and has thighs like a goddess. She is sensitive and ver emotional and has a habit of falling inlove easily. She has a smile that lights up the room and her amazingly loud laugh. She gets stuck in boys heads all the time because of her beauty and her booty. All her haters have no booty

Mekonia has a nice and juicy booty
That Mekonia must be on crack
Mekonia is mighty fine

Mekonia stole my boyfriend again

All the boys like Mekonia
Mekonia was screaming my name last night

by Tau Arthur Lua December 11, 2013

melonmaniac

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

melonpan

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016