melfer

When you can't make a fancy drink with the correct ingredients, so you make less than perfect substitutions. There by creating an awesome accident.

When trying to make a Horsefeather, we had no ginger ale, so we made a melfer with Sprite. Delicious.

melfer by Mastiffman January 19, 2014

Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

Milfer

The Opposite of a Cougar. It is a younger guy who is interested in sleeping with and/or dating older women.

That milfer is totally at it again. This is the third time he has been to the nursing home today and it is definitely not because of the cream corn if you are getting what I am saying...

Milfer by DaDreadedOne June 10, 2009

merferator 

The cardboard core inside of a toilet roll.

Hey, this TP is down to the merferator! Can you toss me another roll?

merferator by Telephony November 16, 2010

Melker 

He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.

Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.

Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019

mom melter 

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.

"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

mom melter by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017

Face Melter 

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.

-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!

Face Melter by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004