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The term ''melper'' refers to a newly promoted moderator on a minecraft server. These newly made mods oftentimes dont subconsciously realize that they have now a higher rank and feel like helpers. This sentiment is described as Schrödinger's staff member: the staff member will only think of themselves as a moderator when confronted to their in -game title, but will refer to themselves as a helper in all other situations.
Did you hear? Gloss and xan are melpers!
Melper by gomath67 January 23, 2022
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Don’t be a Melper. Most people don’t need assistance when it hasn’t been asked for. Melping is meddling as a cover for helping.
Melper by The Berb January 28, 2022
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The act of being unhelpful. The opposite of a helper.
Be a helper, not a melper.
melper by UncagedDragon May 10, 2022
An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.
My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."
Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010
He has the biggest dick in the world. He is a beast in bed and often gets girls named Tilda. He is a sweetheart with his girls. He always gets girls in the bed after one hour.
Wow, that's Melker he fucked me last night.
Melker by Farbror Melker April 29, 2019

mexpertise 

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.
"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."
mexpertise by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007

mom melter 

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.
"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.