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A person that talks absoulte shite and so much of it your brain feels like its starting to melt.
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"I wish she'd shut up she's really melting my head"
by GUer March 17, 2005
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Someone who continuely annoys or irritates someone though speech (usually), this is "melting" them.
The younger melts are described as "mini-melts."
People argue as to the origin of the term "melter" or "melt" but many believe it originated from a man from Belfast Northern Ireland called Christopher who is now known as "Mr.Melt." He was well known for his "melting" powers.
Many people can be considered a "melter" or a "melt."

Stop being such a melter!

I really hate melters.

Oh no, here comes another melter.

I'm being melted by this melter.
by Thescumbag June 20, 2006
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Someone who is annoying or pisses you off.
'That girl is such a melter'

'Oh my god you are such a melter leave me alone'
by Riviera Rainbow July 31, 2016
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miscee is a melter because "actualy being raging that
no-one on an internet msg board missed her"
by DUFFMAN March 15, 2005
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when someone irritates friends excessively talking about random things
Your a bloody melter mate
by mark mckenna December 15, 2004
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An outstanding goal or play in football. Can also be to appreciate something (such as hard work) or to ridicule a stupid comment.
That was a melter of a goal!

I have a 9-5 melter at university tommorow.

Sam: I'll admit i'm the gayest in the house
Christian: That's a melter boys!
by christianobirkett December 07, 2009
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1. scoring a wonder goal in football
2. putting in a hard days work
3. if someone says or does something ridiculous or awkward
1. What a goal! That's an asolute melter!
2. I've got a 9-5 melter at work today
3. After someone licked another boys balls in his drunken state. "That's a melter boys"
by jackyboi999 December 07, 2009
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