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The stage between middle age and elderly. Not a specific age, just as a tween is between youth and teenager. It is a state of mind.
I'm not an elder but I'm not as young to be considered middle age, I am a melder.

The doctor described her as "a pleasant melder of 79 years, who enjoyed running, swimming and her grand children."

A cool, chill elder, is considered to be a melder.
Melder by RadioGuy2014 July 3, 2014
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when some one thinks there king shit at something but in reality are completely incompetent and shit house at it and can do nothing but fuck it up
hey man did you see jimmy try to drift his car said he was drift king
yeah man but turned out he was a complete melder and went pole bound
Melder by catwoman69999 January 25, 2014
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A machine namely made out of metal with the ability to combine two things into one.
I became one with the sun by using the melder.
melder by Donnythepab May 25, 2003
A melder is a another word for a shit.
I just took a Melder on that football pitch.

He just dropped a Melder in his pants thats foosty.

I need a Melder.
Melder by ganja89 September 26, 2010
When 2 things become one they become Melded.

Melder is a creative term for when great Ideas gel together. The official meaning of Melder is Grinding of the Grain, which is what you do in a brainstorm to produce an end product.

The end product is now known as a Melder.
The team had a brainstorm and created a melder.
Melder by KST2021 July 14, 2021
When 2 things become one they become Melded.

Melder is a creative term for when great Ideas gel together. The official meaning of Melder is Grinding of the Grain, which is what you do in a brainstorm to produce an end product.

The end product is now known as a Melder.
The team had a brainstorm and created a melder.
Melder by KST2021 July 14, 2021

Mulderbed 

A substitute for a bed, such as a couch, chair, or patch of floor; this terms originates, of course, with special agent Fox Mulder's distaste for traditional beds.
"Hey, man, I heard your bed was broken. Maybe sleeping with the fat lady from a sideshow was a bad idea, huh?"
"It's okay. I've got a Mulderbed... and my forbidden love."
Mulderbed by J. Severn February 21, 2005