megalotard

1. Grandiose mental retardation.
2. False pride exceeded only by one's ignorance or stupidity.

Archie Bunker, the character in the 1970's sit-com, "All In The Family" was a megalotard who boldly voiced his opinion about issues without having all the facts or fully understanding them.

by ad-92129 March 11, 2011

Megalomart

A Megalomart is a term created by the script writers of Fox's cartoon King of the Hill as a parody term for over-size big box stores. A Megalomart comes into an area, destroys the local competitors by lower volume pricing and becomes "the store" for all working class people for miles around. The word is a multiple pun: "Mega" large, "lo" low as in low prices, and Megalo, from megalomanic, a person under the delusion of their supreme self-importance, and "mart" a place for shopping.

Growing up, I always aspired to being a greeter at Megalomart.

by Freddie the Flute July 25, 2011

Megatarded

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.

Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.

by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

megaretardazoid

When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks

Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?

Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.

by Knee-Grow10 April 25, 2007

Megaretard

The ultimate retard that lacks any common sense whatsoever.

Holy shit he just ate out of the trash, he’s a fuckin Megaretard

by JustAnotherEdgyRetard February 3, 2019

megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”

by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005

melotard

this is a sort of evolution to "kobetard." this is a fanboy that now rates "carmelo and the knicks" as the best team in basketball, and that rates carmelo anthony as the best player in basketball, neck-and-neck with kobe bryant, and better than lebron james. ESPN is what causes this. Even though Carmelo Anthony had his best statistical season with the Denver Nuggets last season, (2009-2010), nobody said anything like that. He's playing worse this season, he gets traded to the {NEW YORK} Knicks, and he's the best player in basketball. Also note that New York is the biggest media market. This is fact, not opinion. (theblitzchannel) on YouTube explains it all.

MeloTard: "Carmelo Anthony is the best player, and the Knicks are gonna win the title this year, and EVERY YEAR!"
Anybody else: "Shut up, MeloTard."

by aLEx_002 April 13, 2011