A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
by Juni Wolfen July 10, 2005
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation
"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation
"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation
"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation
"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation
by fry15 January 13, 2009
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A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.
Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard
or:
"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard
or:
"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"
by Jimbob Dawgknob February 02, 2006
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by lololololthisisme December 31, 2010
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Girl1: Hey, did you hear about the latest swine flu outbreaks?
Girl2: HAHAHAHA OMG you idiot, it's bird flu, not swine flu!
Girl1: Damn you're a megatard.
Girl2: I thought swines were birds?
Girl2: HAHAHAHA OMG you idiot, it's bird flu, not swine flu!
Girl1: Damn you're a megatard.
Girl2: I thought swines were birds?
by Lofty-J June 03, 2009
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Person 1: Person 3 is such a MegaTard.
Person 2: I know. Person 3 says ye all day not knowing other words and incapable of basic math.
Person 3: Ye.
Person 2: I know. Person 3 says ye all day not knowing other words and incapable of basic math.
Person 3: Ye.
by a man that is a man in May 25, 2020
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