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melotard 

this is a sort of evolution to "kobetard." this is a fanboy that now rates "carmelo and the knicks" as the best team in basketball, and that rates carmelo anthony as the best player in basketball, neck-and-neck with kobe bryant, and better than lebron james. ESPN is what causes this. Even though Carmelo Anthony had his best statistical season with the Denver Nuggets last season, (2009-2010), nobody said anything like that. He's playing worse this season, he gets traded to the {NEW YORK} Knicks, and he's the best player in basketball. Also note that New York is the biggest media market. This is fact, not opinion. (theblitzchannel) on YouTube explains it all.
MeloTard: "Carmelo Anthony is the best player, and the Knicks are gonna win the title this year, and EVERY YEAR!"
Anybody else: "Shut up, MeloTard."
melotard by aLEx_002 April 13, 2011
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To the upmost extremities of stupidness, retardism, immatureness, random annoyingness and simply outright dumb.
Oh seriously John, your such a meltard!
Meltard by Someone lost November 22, 2006
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meliotard 

meliotards are a group of people that dicc ride meliodas thinking hes the strongest just becsuse hes strong in his universe
Person: Hey! Naruto beats Meliodas
Meliotard:BuT FuLl cOuNtEr!!1
meliotard by matx.muze November 21, 2020
An alternate name for a retard. More friendly and accepting. They won’t be able to tell the difference, they’re retarded.
My cousin had Down Syndrome. We refer to him as Meltarded so he stops screeching.
Meltard by GuacamoleNiggaToilet February 21, 2019

Menotard 

A person who loses normal levels of cognitive function due to menopause and/or behaves in an unbalanced or psychotic way.
I'm not working with her, she's a complete Menotard.

Did you get help for your menotardation?
Menotard by twilightB September 30, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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