melotard

this is a sort of evolution to "kobetard." this is a fanboy that now rates "carmelo and the knicks" as the best team in basketball, and that rates carmelo anthony as the best player in basketball, neck-and-neck with kobe bryant, and better than lebron james. ESPN is what causes this. Even though Carmelo Anthony had his best statistical season with the Denver Nuggets last season, (2009-2010), nobody said anything like that. He's playing worse this season, he gets traded to the {NEW YORK} Knicks, and he's the best player in basketball. Also note that New York is the biggest media market. This is fact, not opinion. (theblitzchannel) on YouTube explains it all.

MeloTard: "Carmelo Anthony is the best player, and the Knicks are gonna win the title this year, and EVERY YEAR!"
Anybody else: "Shut up, MeloTard."

by aLEx_002 April 13, 2011

Meltard

To the upmost extremities of stupidness, retardism, immatureness, random annoyingness and simply outright dumb.

Oh seriously John, your such a meltard!

by Someone lost November 22, 2006

meliotard

meliotards are a group of people that dicc ride meliodas thinking hes the strongest just becsuse hes strong in his universe

Person: Hey! Naruto beats Meliodas
Meliotard:BuT FuLl cOuNtEr!!1

by matx.muze November 21, 2020

Meltard

An alternate name for a retard. More friendly and accepting. They won’t be able to tell the difference, they’re retarded.

My cousin had Down Syndrome. We refer to him as Meltarded so he stops screeching.

by GuacamoleNiggaToilet February 21, 2019

Menotard

A person who loses normal levels of cognitive function due to menopause and/or behaves in an unbalanced or psychotic way.

I'm not working with her, she's a complete Menotard.

Did you get help for your menotardation?

by twilightB September 30, 2019