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mega whore 

A Mega Whore is a person who has sex with a lot of people.
Like more than a thousand or so.
My friend Megan is such a Mega Whore she will fuck anything with 2 or less legs. and totally fuck up your life.
mega whore by coot9000 January 3, 2011
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mega death whore 

a whore who is mega fukin rank with a foul stench of rotton death corpses hanging around her busted ass, face of herpes and all together bound to the gates of hell. also known as a female SATAN...
some rude bitch you would meet at the mount henry
mega death whore by adin March 3, 2004

The one where peter farts into mega face 

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The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

The one where peter farts into mega face 

The one where peter farts into mega face
The one where peter farts into mega face

metawhore 

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.
A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.
metawhore by accidental October 20, 2005
A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
Megaphore by lorddaaave March 23, 2011

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009
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