megawhorus

An individual with loose sexual morals. Dating back to prehistoric times.

Girl 1: Did you hear that simone slept with another guy last night?

Girl 2 : yea she's been such a megawhorus lately.

by T-bags January 28, 2014

Megawhore

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.

Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.

by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

Megawhore

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.

Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.

by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019

Megathrust

1. An incredibly awesome metal band made up of geology students from Humboldt!

2. A type of earthquake that occurs at convergent plate boundaries.

"My mama was adopted, my daddy wore a toupee, he brushed his teeth with vagisil, my mama laughed all day...wheeeee megathrust!"

"This earthquake can be classified as a megathrust quake."

by Silurian Swagger January 26, 2011

Megawhore

A girl who is unfaithful, untrustworthy, and a complete waste of your time. a girl who is an easy lay, a girl who cheats, a girl who is pretty and manipulative, a girl who needs a life, and a girl recently fucked over and wants to use you as a rebound guy.
i.e. girls named megan(sometimes with bestfriends named selena, nikki, or taylor)

John:Im a virgin
Megan:We can fuck on valentines day even if i have a boyfriend...
Boyfriend:i guess you didnt change, Megawhore...

by jermface, jerm, or boyfriend February 12, 2009

Megawhore

The term "megawhore" is used to describe a female who engages in sexual intimacy with a larger ration of men than your average whore. These whores are known for adding more than one body to their body count in the span of one single day. Intercourse with these women is often accompanied by the use of alcohol, narcotics, and methamphetamines. These women are suicidal to the point of weekly attempt and are failing school by thirty points or more. They have so little respect for themselves that they virtually beg for guys to spread their nudes around like a California wildfire.

Kid A: Bro I fucked _______ on saturday.
Kid B: Same.
Kid C: Same.
Kid D: Same.
Kid A: Wow she is a megawhore.

by Definitions With Class September 6, 2021

Megawhorusrex

Someone who talks to multiple women at once, non of them knowing of the other, until something happens and they deny any part of it.

Joes talking to so many women, he’s such a megawhorusrex

by MikeOx November 10, 2025