meetit 

TO EAT A DOG

I LOVE TO MEETITS

meetit by anonymous December 31, 2020

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Idol Meeting 

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

Idol Meeting by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

dick meeting by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

Peak Meeting 

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

Peak Meeting by 11237 January 15, 2012

meetingitis 

Having so many meetings that you can't get your work done.

He had a bad case of meetingitis, that's why his work wasn't done.

meetingitis by starknight August 4, 2007