Mardware

Mardware - a combination of malware and hardware - where the hardware that you just bought doesn't work

HP all in one 7560 where the scan to fax button does not work per HP support is a big honking piece of mardware.

by starknight January 16, 2009

id-10t error

Similar to a pebcak error. ID-10-t is idiot with a 10 instead of io in the middle.

computer user: I can't get my computer to work. The coofe cup holder is broken.
Helpdesk: Coffee cup holder?
Computer user: Yeah, my new computer has a coffe cup holder. You press a button and a tray comes out to place a coffe cup on.
Helpdesk (on mute and to a coworker): Hey Phil, I have a an ID-10T error on the phone. To computer user: Ma'am, That is not a coffee cup holder, that is your cd-rom.
Computer user: Oh. Are you sure?
Helpdesk: ARRRRGHGGGGHHHH!!!!!

by Starknight August 19, 2006

meetingitis

Having so many meetings that you can't get your work done.

He had a bad case of meetingitis, that's why his work wasn't done.

by starknight August 03, 2007