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medihate 

To concentrate on your hatred toward someone or something letting your hatred fester and build.
Uses: medihate, medihating, medihater
I sat in my office after the big meeting, and began to medihate about my bosses decisions and my non-existent promotion.
medihate by I<32Laugh February 27, 2013
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Self-Medicate 

v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol
Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka
Self-Medicate by Chris24O April 8, 2010

Medicated 

To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.
After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.
Medicated by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016

self medicate 

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).
I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.
self medicate by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005

medicated meatstick 

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
medicated meatstick by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

Medicated Drone 

A person under the influence of prescription pain medication whose personality and emotions completely disappear. This person will act like a shell of a human being that is being controlled from a remote location (i.e. a drone).
Mike: What was wrong with Brian last night? He didn't seem like his normal self.

John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.

Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.
Medicated Drone by Sparkles1974 August 2, 2012

medidate 

when on your first date you exchange lists of the medication you take, prescribed and self-prescribed
"Because i was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 1992 I take drug a, b and c. Also for my manic depression i've been getting drug d and e."
"Five-ball-juggling eh? Must be tough though both physically and mentally. Do you have a good support system?"
"Yes and no"
"I see. Well, i know drug d. Micro-dosing here. No suicidal tendencies yet so..."
"Goody for you. What about drug abuse, hypersexuality, stuff like that?"
"Hey, im beginning to enjoy our cozy little medidate!"
"Fuck off, you fucking fuck of a fuck! Excuse me, i need the bathroom"
medidate by Krkič May 27, 2020
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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