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Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.
Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

metasheep 

Insult in MOBAs, particularly League of Legends, that is used to refer to low-level players who treat the current metagame as gospel despite the fact that it's far more relevant for pros than it is for your average schmuck in solo queue. When you rage at someone for doing something sensibly unconventional regardless of how well it's working while asking everyone to report them, you're being a metasheep.

Notice how I said "sensibly unconventional", however. Sensibly unconventional is sending a champ who doesn't normally go in a particular lane into that lane to said lane because they counter the enemy pick for that lane. It is NOT sending a champ who is woefully unsuited for a role to do it anyways just because it's unconventional. You're not breaking the meta by doing the latter, you're just being a little prick. People doing the latter sometimes use "metasheep" as an epithet for the teammates who are quite rightfully bitching them out for it, but they're still in the wrong.
Ex. 1:

"omg noob swain cant top gg i afk"
"Shut the fuck up, retard metasheep."

Ex. 2:

"0/5/0? What the fuck, Vayne? How could you think that going mid vs Panth was a good idea?"
"lol stfu fag metasheep"
metasheep by 37 Dicks January 13, 2013

meatslap 

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meatslap 

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.
Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.
meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

meatslops 

A sloppy vagina; resembling bad roast beef, a wilted flower, or a spoiled pack of hot dogs.
Joey Slops banged that girl with the meatslops lastnight. He said it was awful, but he couldn't stop.
meatslops by Joey Slops January 9, 2011

meansleeping 

Meansleeping means to go to bed angry or irritated. Meanness builds while sleeping.
She is meansleeping. Its best not to meansleep-instead try to rest feeling more uplifted.
meansleeping by Ragensword April 10, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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