meatslops

A sloppy vagina; resembling bad roast beef, a wilted flower, or a spoiled pack of hot dogs.

Joey Slops banged that girl with the meatslops lastnight. He said it was awful, but he couldn't stop.

by Joey Slops January 9, 2011

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

meatslap

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

by Jack August 9, 2003

meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

meatflaps

the labia minor

In that photo, you really can see her meatflaps.

by houston texas September 3, 2003

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013