Meatsicle stick

The appendage used when needing to turn someone into a meatsicle.

When Berta wasn’t paying attention I turned her into a meatsicle using my meatsicle stick.

by Charlier2 November 30, 2024

Unblobbin’s Cough

Dry cough developed from spending less than 18 hours per day in bed.

Alexis had to work after just 9.5 hours of sleep and developed a case of Unblobbin’s cough.

by Charlier2 August 29, 2022

Blumpkinpox

Dry cough associated with giving too many blumpkins. 98% of cases involving Greek ancestry

Alexis woke up this morning with a case of Blumpkinpox

by Charlier2 August 29, 2022

Cudrape

Act of forcibly cuddling a non-consenting party.

Alexis is in the doghouse for cudrape.

by Charlier2 September 08, 2022