Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Charlier2

Spongepenis

The condition of your penile tissue after going 3ish rounds that feels spongy

I can’t take anymore I’ve got spongepenis

Merch

The stink from boob sweat and leg chaffing products combined to form a potent biologically hazardous odor.

Alexis came home with bertastank after a long day of sailing and butt stuff.

Merch

A salid enjoyed by Greasers consisting of Roma tomatoes, feta cheese and olive oil on a bed of rough, unrelenting anal sex.

Miss Berta ate a Greek Saweed and is now bleeding from her klectum.

Merch

The appendage used when needing to turn someone into a meatsicle.

When Berta wasn’t paying attention I turned her into a meatsicle using my meatsicle stick.

Merch

Act of forcibly cuddling a non-consenting party.

Alexis is in the doghouse for cudrape.

Cudrape by Charlier2 September 8, 2022

Merch

Dry cough developed from spending less than 18 hours per day in bed.

Alexis had to work after just 9.5 hours of sleep and developed a case of Unblobbin’s cough.

Merch

Dry cough associated with giving too many blumpkins. 98% of cases involving Greek ancestry

Alexis woke up this morning with a case of Blumpkinpox

Merch