meatshock

The jarring effect of meeting a person one knows online in a real life setting (aka in "meatspace") for the first time; caused by the dissonance between one's perception of a person online vs. offline.

Meeting Jerry in real life it was like he was a completely different person--the meatshock was terrible!

by yb42 December 22, 2009

Meatstick Meringue

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

meatstick

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.

Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!

by Cass April 13, 2005

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Meatsockin'

The act of drunkenly hot tubbing in the nude. The half aroused male junk resembles a meaty windsock.

Party was awesome, had some drinks, went meatsockin'

by Alan Shitty February 25, 2010