meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

meatrocket 

Another euphemism for cock

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

meatrocket by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

meatrocket 

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed

Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?

meatrocket by Kak October 24, 2004

Meat Jockey 

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

Meat Jockey by ChaanaS June 13, 2011

meatlocker 

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?

I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.

meatlocker by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008

meatrocker 

A hoe that rocks meat

Shut the fuck up you meatrocker

meatrocker by dmonwy_123 October 15, 2017

Muppet Meatlocker 

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

Muppet Meatlocker by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018