meatsock

I really slutty loose girl, that often has sex with men. Putting your weiner inside would be like putting it into a sock made out of meat

Dude, Bridget is a total meatsock.

by Devon Martinez September 23, 2005

Meatsock

Something that is a meat in a sock.

I want to eat the meatsock.

by DrFunk March 24, 2003

meatsock

a grey, old and linty sock full of bloody ground beef used for chewing or slapping.

feel the wrath of my meatsock!

by steinsta January 17, 2008

Meatsock

a variation on the traditional meathead, a meatsock is as it sounds. It is literally (for all intents and purposes) a sock full of meat. This can be made worse if the sock is smelly or dirty.

The act of having both your socks and your head full of meat.

you're a meatsock

there's nothing in his socks but meat

by GenghisChud March 30, 2010

Meatsock

An old, crusty, holey, gray sock filled with raw ground beef. Can be used to show superiority after a Halo match, ruin someone's day, or just be funny.

I'm gonna whack you in the face with a meatsock and give you e.coli.

by Nickarbak February 16, 2008

Meatsock

A sock of which a male masturbates into.
It's a sock that one beats his meat into, you wear it like condom and jerk off to your hearts content.

shit don't touch that meatsock.

shit bro, hang on I gotta wash my meatsocks.

by 603 Funk January 26, 2021

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

by Meatjockey June 29, 2011