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meatshot 

Wow! look at that guy right there, let me get my shotgun and meatshot him.
meatshot by carnagejohnson October 21, 2008
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Meatshot 

To be punched in the genitals, inhumanly hard, usually done to a male.
I told him not to touch my damn oreos, he didn't listen, by law a meatshot was in order.
Meatshot by Cyclonus.af May 16, 2003

Meatshot 

V.) To punch (or be punched) inhumanly hard in the testicles, (people afab cannot receive meatshots) usually enough to knock someone to their knees.
V.) In the context of gaming and/or firearms: The act of shooting someone with a shotgun (or any scatter type gun) super close to an enemy in hopes of completely ruining their body with no recovery.
Desc 1:

1: "hey dude, did you see that guy get hit in the balls?"
2: "yeah, dude who punched gave him the mother of all meatshots"
Desc 2:
1: "There's a scout running around, meatshotting everyone, someone kill him"
2: "on it"
Meatshot by ThatOneHumann September 26, 2022

meat shot 

In pornography, it's a close-up shot of penile insertion. “the quintessential stag film shot: a close-up of penetration that shows that hard-core sexual activity is taking place,”
-Linda Williams, "Hard Core: Power, Pleasure, and the 'Frenzy of the Visible'"
The Pam and Tommy Lee video was mostly boring home movie moments and a couple meat shots.
meat shot by Lamesy July 11, 2011

meat shot 

n.
A punch aimed at a male's genitalia. This can be done directly, while facing the target, or by hooking the hand from behind the target. The target is then laughed at. To be sportsmanlike, the words "meat shot" must be yelled as it is done. To perform such an action, one must be familiar with the target.
v. To perform such an action.
See milk shot
1. That bastard Steven just hit me in the balls and laughed!
2. He just meat shot you, man.
meat shot by Masaki July 26, 2006

meatshotty 

1. Hitting all the projectiles in any weapon for any game that stacks damage based on how man of the projectiles hit.
2. Scout TF2
1. Flukenest is so op if you meatshotty with it
2. I hate meatshotty
meatshotty by LuCola July 8, 2022

meatshock 

The jarring effect of meeting a person one knows online in a real life setting (aka in "meatspace") for the first time; caused by the dissonance between one's perception of a person online vs. offline.
Meeting Jerry in real life it was like he was a completely different person--the meatshock was terrible!
meatshock by yb42 December 22, 2009
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"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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