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Cleveland Meatbucket 

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).
Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.
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One who insists on cucking their health, environment and moral integrity to the meat industry
look at that fat cunt struggling to walk up the stairs, I bet he's a meatcuck
Meatcuck by Vzzzz November 10, 2017

Meanfuck 

The angry sex you have with someone out of sheer hatred.
Scott hated Chelsea so much, he arranged a foursome just so he could meanfuck her.

Scott: "Boy, I sure do hate that Chelsea."
Robert: "What are you gonna do, meanfuck her??"
Scott: "Totes gonna meanfuck her."
Meanfuck by GreySonn January 1, 2012

metafuck 

english noun

Etymology: (prefix:) meta + fuck

|vulgar|slang|
1. Indifference or being indifferent.
* They say they don't like the way I act but really I don't give a #metafuck.
* When people go out of their way to show that they don't give a fuck about new years. Are they really not giving a fuck? #MetaFuck.
2. A serious problem, usually conserning gaming or programming.
* Metafuck is a compiler that translates an awesome programming language to Brainfuck and it also includes an interpreter that runs the generated code.
3. Extreme sexual habits.
4. Conduct opposed to mere sexuality; Non-vulgar sexuality.
1. I don't give a metafuck!
2. Metafuck! The screen jitters again!
3. I want to metafuck you hard my dear analgel!
4. - We do have a metafuck relationship. Sex is not the only thing that matters for me and Jollie!

-Are you fucked in the mind? You relationship is simply metafucked!
metafuck by Quantomechanician December 4, 2015

meatpuck 

a drop-dead gorgeous, attractive, HOT, other-worldly, inconceivably beautiful, unfathomably attractive, sexy person of the male persuasion. They are often sighted internationally more than domestically, but it is not too uncommon to see an American meatpuck.

Commonly found in Europe, specifically Paris. Often seen smoking foreign cigarettes or drinking exotic wine seductively. The appropriate response to a French meatpuck is something along the lines of "JE VEUX VOIR CET HOMME NU!" (Translation: "I want to see that man naked.")

Derived from the "Epic Meal Time" term literally meaning "an extremely large puck of meat."
Smoking is so bad for you and all, but that meatpuck makes it sexy!
meatpuck by WarOnTara July 19, 2011

Metafucker 

"Metafucker", derived from the term "Meta" (meaning: Most Effective Tactic Available), is a player in an mmo who focuses too much on what is the "best" tactic or build to use in a game so much to the point where they are willing to drop their pants and fuck it. They are usually elitists who want to be the most over powered players while simultaneously looking down on those who go for different tactics or builds, even if they are just as good.
Metafucker: "This new set that just got released last patch is the new meta."
Player: "Yeah it looks nice but my current set is just as good."
Metafucker: "Lmao, no it's not you stupid retard. This is the new best set, keep up."
Player: "K. Metafucker."
Metafucker by thefedupgirl June 11, 2019