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Meatsuck 

The slobering of female lips upon the male genitalia. See also blowjob and oral sex, but those words aint as great.

The current meatsuck record holder is the ALMIGHTY RONALDINO with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.

This amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of niggers and playa haters.

For more information send me $5 and i'll fill you in on how it works.
Ya boy: "Yo did you get that meatsuck last night?"

The boss: "Bitch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of USA, got that gold medal muthafucker."

Ya boy: "My apologies for offending your greatness"

The boss: Damn straight.

Meatsuck by SteelerfaninPeru October 16, 2008

Meatsockin' 

The act of drunkenly hot tubbing in the nude. The half aroused male junk resembles a meaty windsock.
Party was awesome, had some drinks, went meatsockin'
Meatsockin' by Alan Shitty February 25, 2010

meatsack 

someone with an I.Q. that rivals most sacks of meat,after the grinder(if it was befor,the grinder, theres no way thay would win.)
"YOU MEATSACK!"... god damn it
meatsack by Da.N February 24, 2005

420 meat suck 

When you just kickin' it with yo girl and you finish yo blunt and she sucks you.

Or when you get a bj at 4:20
Yo my girl gave me the best 420 meat suck of my life yesterday.
420 meat suck by Cashin November 16, 2016

Cleveland Meatbucket 

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).
Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.
One who insists on cucking their health, environment and moral integrity to the meat industry
look at that fat cunt struggling to walk up the stairs, I bet he's a meatcuck
Meatcuck by Vzzzz November 10, 2017

meatsock 

I really slutty loose girl, that often has sex with men. Putting your weiner inside would be like putting it into a sock made out of meat
Dude, Bridget is a total meatsock.
meatsock by Devon Martinez September 23, 2005
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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