Meatcuck

One who insists on cucking their health, environment and moral integrity to the meat industry

look at that fat cunt struggling to walk up the stairs, I bet he's a meatcuck

Meatcuck by Vzzzz November 10, 2017

Meatcuck

Definition: A pejorative term describing an individual, typically a man, whose masculinity or personal identity is heavily tied to meat consumption but is entirely dependent on industrial supply chains to procure it. The term critiques the lack of "authenticity" or "dignity" associated with directly obtaining meat, such as through hunting or butchering, while outsourcing the labor and moral burden.

Etymology: Derived from "meat" and "cuckold," implying subjugation or compromised autonomy.

Extended Usage: Highlights the contradiction in individuals who equate meat-eating with strength or dominance while disconnected from the effort that might justify such pride. It critiques performative masculinity undermined by reliance on systems they claim to reject.

Personality Traits:

Performative Strength: Glorifies meat as a symbol of toughness without direct involvement in obtaining it.

Moral Inconsistency: Ignores ethical concerns of factory farming while romanticizing meat as "natural."

Cognitive Dissonance: Dismisses vegetarians or vegans as "less manly" despite reliance on supply chains they’d otherwise scorn.

Hyperbolic Disdain: Uses meat consumption as a badge of pride or dominance in debates.

"He posted a picture of his burger with the caption, 'Real men eat meat,' but the hypocrisy of being a meatcuck never even crossed his mind."

"The BBQ bros in the comments are all meatcucks, flexing their grills like it’s hunting season in the suburbs."

Meatcuck by Frenchpet December 6, 2024

Meatcuck

Definition: A pejorative term describing an individual, typically a man, whose masculinity or personal identity is heavily tied to meat consumption but is entirely dependent on industrial supply chains to procure it. The term critiques the lack of "authenticity" or "dignity" associated with directly obtaining meat, such as through hunting or butchering, while outsourcing the labor and moral burden.

Etymology: Derived from "meat" and "cuckold," implying subjugation or compromised autonomy.

Extended Usage: Highlights the contradiction in individuals who equate meat-eating with strength or dominance while disconnected from the effort that might justify such pride. It critiques performative masculinity undermined by reliance on systems they claim to reject.

Personality Traits:

Performative Strength: Glorifies meat as a symbol of toughness without direct involvement in obtaining it.

Moral Inconsistency: Ignores ethical concerns of factory farming while romanticizing meat as "natural."

Cognitive Dissonance: Dismisses vegetarians or vegans as "less manly" despite reliance on supply chains they’d otherwise scorn.

Hyperbolic Disdain: Uses meat consumption as a badge of pride or dominance in debates.

"He posted a picture of his burger with the caption, 'Real men eat meat,' but the hypocrisy of being a meatcuck never even crossed his mind."
"The BBQ bros in the comments are all meatcucks, flexing their grills like it’s hunting season in the suburbs."

Meatcuck by Frenchpet December 6, 2024

metacuck

The act of getting forced to play something within the meta, when you would rather play what you prefer.

Just say you're getting metacucked

metacuck by James Toad June 16, 2020

Cleveland Meatbucket 

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).

Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

Cleveland Meatbucket by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020

meatpuck 

a drop-dead gorgeous, attractive, HOT, other-worldly, inconceivably beautiful, unfathomably attractive, sexy person of the male persuasion. They are often sighted internationally more than domestically, but it is not too uncommon to see an American meatpuck.

Commonly found in Europe, specifically Paris. Often seen smoking foreign cigarettes or drinking exotic wine seductively. The appropriate response to a French meatpuck is something along the lines of "JE VEUX VOIR CET HOMME NU!" (Translation: "I want to see that man naked.")

Derived from the "Epic Meal Time" term literally meaning "an extremely large puck of meat."

Smoking is so bad for you and all, but that meatpuck makes it sexy!

meatpuck by WarOnTara July 19, 2011

meatfuck 

When one takes an unusually large sausage, hollows out a dick sized hole and fucks it.

Dude I dun just had a meatfuck!

meatfuck by Meatstick February 28, 2018