Meatsuckle

(Verb) To dick ride someone or something.

He likes to meatsuckle Kanye despite knowing he's a neo-nazi.

by TheDudeWhoDefinedMeatsuckle October 4, 2025

meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.

Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.

by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006

Cleveland Meatbucket

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).

Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020

meatsicle

Name for the penis when it is being suckled by a dirty, dirty slut, preferably an 11th century English maid.

"Dost thou with me to suckle thy meatsicle, m'lord?"

"SUCK IT, BITCH!"

*slurps and what have you*

"SLUTSEYE! BOO-YA!"

by Ben Sanderson January 17, 2006

Meatsickle

A reference to an erect suckable penis. Like a popsicle!

If you're hungry Nina, I gots a huge Meatsickle for ya baby! GET TO SUCKIN !!!!!!!

by Dirty Nina August 26, 2010

meatsickle

male genitalia, shaped in oblong fashion that is reminiscent of popsicle. See also antiwar protestor.

Those antiwar protestors are meatsickles.

by Kobe December 9, 2003

meatbucket

a big oversize jock who is about as smart as bag of rocks.
as sharp as a bowling ball.
dumb as dirt.

that guys a real meatbucket

by Michael Herndon January 17, 2008