meatpuck

a drop-dead gorgeous, attractive, HOT, other-worldly, inconceivably beautiful, unfathomably attractive, sexy person of the male persuasion. They are often sighted internationally more than domestically, but it is not too uncommon to see an American meatpuck.

Commonly found in Europe, specifically Paris. Often seen smoking foreign cigarettes or drinking exotic wine seductively. The appropriate response to a French meatpuck is something along the lines of "JE VEUX VOIR CET HOMME NU!" (Translation: "I want to see that man naked.")

Derived from the "Epic Meal Time" term literally meaning "an extremely large puck of meat."

Smoking is so bad for you and all, but that meatpuck makes it sexy!

by WarOnTara July 19, 2011

meatpacking district

The New York City neighborhood at the west end of W 13th st. in Manhattan. Originally famous for its slaughterhouses, it evolved in the mid 20th century into a collection of bars and brothels that catered to the gay and BDSM crowds. Like most of the other interesting parts of New York, in the 21st century it has gentrified into a playground for rich people.

Sadly, the meatpacking district is no longer the fudgepacking district.

by bong recreation area February 24, 2019

meatpacking district

A dorm room notorious for its late night sexual activities

Frank: "Have you seen Josh lately?"

Ryan: "Nah man, he's been in the meatpacking district all night"

Frank: "Damn, he packs meat so good!"

by raystik82 February 14, 2015

Cleveland Meatbucket

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).

Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020

Meatcuck

One who insists on cucking their health, environment and moral integrity to the meat industry

look at that fat cunt struggling to walk up the stairs, I bet he's a meatcuck

by Vzzzz November 10, 2017

Meat puck

A cold plain hamburger Patty between two untoasted buns.

I am hungry and it's late, I want a meat puck

by Mr saw September 1, 2017

meatpacker

a faggot/queer person. the word describes exactly what a fag does with his "mate"

Hey, that dude must be a meatpacker

by Anthony Fike April 15, 2008