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I just measted in his face.
measted by TheTrueMeast April 21, 2022
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The term for slapping a hoe with your massive cock
I totally meated the shit out of that hoe last night
Meated by Sully1027 July 8, 2016
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to go into a rage and disband your alliance over something stupid
Can you believe that leader could not handle the pressure?

Ya he meastered his entire alliance
Measter by grepoguy January 7, 2012
Moasted (verb):

The act of posting up in a particularly unnatural way, often done subconsciously by certain individuals. It refers to the posture and demeanor of a person standing with their knees locked and lips slightly hanging. Catching someone in this state is commonly referred to as "Moasted."

Moasted is characterized by a relaxed and carefree stance, where one's body appears at ease and devoid of tension. It suggests a state of total relaxation, as if the person is fully absorbed in their thoughts or simply enjoying their surroundings.

Moasting often comes with a unique foot position where the Moasters feet are pointed in opposite directions. This makes the stance particularly difficult to master. The unnatural foot position often makes it hard to balance. If one is referred to as "easy pickins" they are often elite when it comes to being moasted.

Overall, being Moasted captures the essence of being at ease and unconsciously embracing a natural pose. It celebrates the beauty of unguarded moments and highlights the uniqueness of individuals who effortlessly embody a relaxed and carefree demeanor.
Look at James getting ice cream, he's absolutely moasted!
Moasted by Meiny June 15, 2023
A new way for a guy to say he has fucked someone. Usually a very chavy expression. The origin of this word came from two friends who noticed a snapchat story chain had the word “meeting’ spelled “meating”. They decided it sounded like a guy telling his friends he’s had sex with someone.
“How’s it goin’ fam, yeah Arright. Aye, tha girl, yeah, yeah ooh she was at my gaff last night, proper meated her, lasted ages bruv.”
Meated by Gaybish May 18, 2020
The male equivalent of being white girl wasted.
When you wake up on the side of the road missing a hat and one shoe you know you were Masted.
Masted by Judio Mexicano February 22, 2014
high / and/ or / drunk. Sometimes really ugly.
" Dog i am going to be gettin mad meated this weekend"
" Ye u gettin booze?"
" yeah"
" Are u gettin it in with olivia?"
" NNAAAAHHHHHH SHHAAAWTTYYYSSSSS MEATED!!!!"
meated by Nah b March 11, 2008
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