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Moasted

Moasted (verb):

The act of posting up in a particularly unnatural way, often done subconsciously by certain individuals. It refers to the posture and demeanor of a person standing with their knees locked and lips slightly hanging. Catching someone in this state is commonly referred to as "Moasted."

Moasted is characterized by a relaxed and carefree stance, where one's body appears at ease and devoid of tension. It suggests a state of total relaxation, as if the person is fully absorbed in their thoughts or simply enjoying their surroundings.

Moasting often comes with a unique foot position where the Moasters feet are pointed in opposite directions. This makes the stance particularly difficult to master. The unnatural foot position often makes it hard to balance. If one is referred to as "easy pickins" they are often elite when it comes to being moasted.

Overall, being Moasted captures the essence of being at ease and unconsciously embracing a natural pose. It celebrates the beauty of unguarded moments and highlights the uniqueness of individuals who effortlessly embody a relaxed and carefree demeanor.
Look at James getting ice cream, he's absolutely moasted!
by Meiny June 15, 2023
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Moated

An awesome term that rose in the 1980's that was another word for "You got told!" or "You got burned!". Truely old school people use this term.
1. Ooooooh! 'Dat boi' just got 'dem ass moated!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!
by Cameron Shuck April 17, 2006
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Mosted

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.
That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.
by ronisgenius May 16, 2018
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Moisted

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone
Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!
by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010
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Mosted

When someone comes at you strong with the feelings and affection then ghosts out.
1: “He got mosted.”

2: “Ghosted?”
1: “No, they went out for a while, she played super into him then just vanished. Girl Gone.
by DeerSantaCruz June 4, 2019
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Masted

When you wake up on the side of the road missing a hat and one shoe you know you were Masted.
by Judio Mexicano February 22, 2014
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Moosted

Yo look at that moosted Toyota Celiac. That some real moose built work
by Economybear October 13, 2021
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