measexual

Measexual is a sexual modifier in which one's attraction changes, or when one only feels attraction when eating meals. It can be affected by any type of meal besides desserts and snacks. If one's sexuality is influenced by a certain meal, one would put the flavor into the label.

Person B: So, what's your sexuality?
Person A: I'm Measexual
Person B: Eww!!, that's so fucking disgusting, that's not even a sexuality you freak!

by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022

Madsexual

Being in love or attracted to acting Madelaine Petsch

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual

by I'm kelly December 31, 2020

Mapsexual

a "Sexuality" for pedos that are attracted to minors that isn't and never will be accepted in the LGBTQ+ community
and no i don't support this shit

Person 1: Do you support mapsexual?

Person 2: Fuck no i'm not a pedo

by StarCloud February 3, 2021

Megasexual

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.

I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.

by thewhosa June 12, 2015

melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.

I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.

by melsexual October 10, 2014

macsexual

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.

After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!

by cndnheat December 22, 2009

Memesexual

When you are attracted to people who provide good memes/ can appreciate a good meme.

Is not to be confused with having an attraction towards a meme itself.

Inlove memer: he sent me an old dat Boi meme and I got a bit turned off but he made up for it with crying Michael Jordan.

Inlove memer's friend; woah that's like memesexual bro.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017