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metasexual

The word metasexual is based upon the premise that the physical body, the physical world, and the physical act of sex are illusions. This word refers to the hidden fields of sexuality that are above and beyond the physicality of sexual nature and activity. The coming together and co-mingling of two energetic magnetic bodies for the purpose of metasexual activity will inherently be perceived in the physical world only as a physical act or random spontaneous movements, increased breathing, random vocalization and intonation. However, the two energetic fields that involved in the experience of this connection will perceive it as something spiritual, emotional, physical, and utterly life changing. These individuals will no longer be satisfied with sex purely on a physical level, as their consciousness is transformed and awakened to something higher and deeper both within themselves and the core of humanity. These individuals will make better choices concerning potential partners, and will change their behaviors effortlessly to ones that are more conducive to peaceful and loving relationships.
"Metasexuality transformed the core of my being."

"Two metasexuals came together to transform and awaken."

"My sexual life took a turn when I began to perceive a metalsexual life."
metasexual by Dr. Kristopher February 26, 2008
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metasexual

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at Meta Labs, the number one Dashboard solution!
James wants to work at Meta Labs so bad, I think he's metasexual.
metasexual by Jazzzi January 6, 2021

Metasexual

beyond orgasmic - the ultimate high where you don't know whether to laugh or cry it's so metaphysical/sexual; being one with your body in ways you never experienced; an almost out of body experience where you are beyond
when i climax, it's a metasexual experience!
Metasexual by Cindy Kona February 25, 2008

Metasexual

A metasexual is someone who is aroused only by references to the sex they are having, rather than the sex itself.
"We are having sex right now!"
"This knowledge arouses me!"
"You are such a flaming metasexual."
Metasexual by Zig Awesome August 1, 2007

betasexual 

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.
It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.
betasexual by ckmind March 17, 2019

Ketasexual 

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that do ketamine.
When she told me that she was ketasexual I knew she was the one. Vibes

Thank you for applying. Unfortunately we don't allow promotion of illicit drug use on campus property. We'll keep your application in mind.

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.
David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual
Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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