measel 

cute smart and funny

Wow! That girl is all around hot. She has awesome measel.

measel by slymenstra hymen May 17, 2004

measel 

Slang for a nipple, vaginal, or belly ring.

Damn, she is covered with measels.

measel by guynm July 27, 2008

Pubic Measles 

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

Pubic Measles by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009

Measles 

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.

"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"

Measles by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018

Measly Heads 

The opposite of ode heads, When there is a small amount of people in a location.

Yo there's measly heads in here!

Measly Heads by B3llaa February 3, 2021

measly 

A small amount of money, preceded buy the actual amount.

Let's go out. Do you have enough for the club?

No, I've got 10 measly.

measly by chorme7 January 27, 2013

maseled 

for one to drink a substantial amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

"Im going down to the pub tonight to get Maseled", "Stop drinking now you are too Masel already".

maseled by techmech November 14, 2011