measly 

A small amount of money, preceded buy the actual amount.

Let's go out. Do you have enough for the club?

No, I've got 10 measly.

measly by chorme7 January 27, 2013

measly 

contemptibly small, meager, or slight

They paid me a measly fifteen dollars for a day's work.

measly by melher27 February 25, 2011

Measly Heads 

The opposite of ode heads, When there is a small amount of people in a location.

Yo there's measly heads in here!

Measly Heads by B3llaa February 3, 2021

measly bee 

A hybrid between an early bird and a night owl.

Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? I am a measly bee-which is a bit of both.

measly bee by ajhtm2012 May 29, 2014

Pubic Measles 

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

Pubic Measles by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009

Measles 

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.

"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"

Measles by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018

mealy mouth 

Timid and frail of action to the point of being highly irritating. Lacking in action. No back-bone. Passive. Submissive. Perceived as a "sweet" person. A term mostly applied to women (by other women) who will neither engage in straight conversation nor take action.

The character of Melanie (Hamilton) Wilkes in the old movie Gone With The Wind. As Scarlett would say, "That mealy mouth Melanie...."

mealy mouth by BBS June 29, 2006