measels 

A dirty and irritating rash that breaks out across the body due to lack in hygiene, usally a lack in showers, or not wiping the anus region. It tends to break out on the more non intelligent people

I havn't showered in 4 weeks and my bumol'e is full of excrement since i've stopped wiping my stink hole. thats why i have measels

measels by no name 12343 August 17, 2011

spread like measels

when a subject or topic has remained remotely underground, and suddenly becomes very popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

spread like measels by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

spread like measels

a subject or topic that remained remotely underground, than became quite popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

spread like measels by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Pubic Measles 

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

Pubic Measles by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009

Measles 

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.

"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"

Measles by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018

Cupids Measles 

The blemishes that are commonly known as coldsores or herpes simplex 1.

~I made out with what's her face and got a case of "Cupids measles"!

~Huh?
~you know, a whore blossom!
~A WHAT?
~I GOT A FUCKIN' COLDSORE! ALL RIGHT?

Cupids Measles by Hughdanger March 13, 2011

Meisels 

coolest person ever/ the act of drinking pumpkin spice lattes with canteloupes on a hill.

"Yo, I just meiselsed with Tiki."

Meisels by Sofie Potter(; October 25, 2009