Measle

(N.)- Somebody who gets into intense mountain dew corrals at some point during the day, normally around lunchtime

The measle almost got his hoodie ripped by the long arms of Gar.

Measle by Poop J March 17, 2009

Pubic Measles 

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

Pubic Measles by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009

Measles 

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.

"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"

Measles by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018

Mearled 

Repeatedly Having to do somebody else’s job because they are too lazy to do it themselves. They often ignore their work or use manipulation to get someone else to do it. When they finally are cornered and have to do their work they are pissed off at all of their coworkers for screwing them over

“What happened? Why are you doing all this work?

“Johnson Mearled me”. Or “I got Mearled”

Mearled by Nyoko October 27, 2019

mealey 

Mealey, a smart and talented person who everyone loves and would never be mean. She is also very lovable and cool. She would always be there for you when you are feeling down. She always has a smile on her face everyday even when it’s raining!

OMG Mealey is so nice and sweet!!

mealey by Madzxo101 March 11, 2019

Measker Wheat 

One who cannot make maps
One who votes for himself
One who doesn't take no for an answer

Oh, Brooke? Don't worry, she's not a Measker Wheat.

Measker Wheat by emberjexxter November 25, 2021

Meatleaner 

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.

Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.

Meatleaner by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011