meagled 

meagled - to be on the receiving end of tomfoolery and rambunctiousness

meagled (valorant) - to be brutally murdered by someone unloading a whole mag of bullets into your head

meagle (valorant) - the act of unloading a whole mag of bullets into someones head

meagle cheese - a mythical item that causes eternal glory, also very smelly

meagled- I have been meagled by the supreme court

meagled (valorant)- /all: reyna! you idiot! you meagled me!

meagle(valorant)- I'm going to meagle him *whiffs every shot*

meagle cheese- ew it smells like meagle cheese in here

meagled by zekekeke August 9, 2023

Mearled 

Repeatedly Having to do somebody else’s job because they are too lazy to do it themselves. They often ignore their work or use manipulation to get someone else to do it. When they finally are cornered and have to do their work they are pissed off at all of their coworkers for screwing them over

“What happened? Why are you doing all this work?

“Johnson Mearled me”. Or “I got Mearled”

Mearled by Nyoko October 27, 2019

meaglethepotatoe 

Even though this guy is a fucking midget being 5,5 he is still able to carry anyone in valorant even ZANITY, he is one of the smartest out of his friends yet still struggles to reach the top shelf, his brain may be big but he isn't, guess his genetics fucked him over as well as evolution. We are all superior to him in every other way except valorant and school, for example we can use tinder he can't. GG WP

meaglethepotatoe HOW CAN HE REACH THE DESK TO PLAY THE GAME

meaglethepotatoe by void24creed October 27, 2020

Mealed 

The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.

"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."

"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."

Mealed by bitchesandslutsandhoes March 6, 2009

Meagle 

Found only in remote sections of rain forests, this mystifying creature has eluded scientists for centuries. Only recently has mankind been able to track down and categorize the Meagle.

A cross between a monkey and an eagle, the Meagle has the cunning predatory skills of an eagle and the opposable thumb of the monkey.

Tribes native to the area also believe that this stunning creature possesses magical powers. For centuries, they say, humans have been unable to capture this animal because opon sight of it, people break into uncontrollable laughter. It is said that only members of the Sadaites are able to resist its curious charms.

All that is known about the heritage of Meagles is that they can only be conceived through the combination of a Maunt and a Duncle. The origins of Maunts and Duncles are not known.

"Hey, look its a Meagle! Lets go ... " - breaks into laughter.

Meagle by Duncle Tim February 28, 2011

Meagle 

The act of being cute and/or cuddly on a high scale.

Or the act of being excessively stupid.

Example 1:

Man: Have you seen those pictures of you last night?
Woman: No!?
Man: Yeah, you were such a meagle in them.

Example 2:

*After breaking her glass by dropping it"
Woman: Oops! I'm such a meagle!

Meagle by Hadouken!93 August 8, 2011

Meagles 

When you get a Spider-Man blowjob from a girl on the edge of the bed. Your balls smack her in the face which gives her “meat goggles”

“Dude Jenn totally gave that guy meagles last night.”

Meagles by Sss4avant October 21, 2017