Meagles

When you get a Spider-Man blowjob from a girl on the edge of the bed. Your balls smack her in the face which gives her “meat goggles”

“Dude Jenn totally gave that guy meagles last night.”

by Sss4avant October 21, 2017

Pubic Measles

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009

Measles

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.

"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"

by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

by pilsbury September 17, 2007

Meggles

Nickname for "Megan" or "Meagan".

"Hey Meggles, want to grab lunch later?"

by largeboat January 9, 2012

Meegles

a disease in which people refer to celebrities like they are on a first name basis and play a role in their life.

OMG I feel so bad for Jen the way Brad played her like that. Ang is such a tramp. I wanna give Jen a hug.

Damn girl you got a bad case of the meegles!

by notatallmeegles March 11, 2009

meagies

Used in Glasgow to describe someone who has a disease or medical condition of some kind.

Don't go near him, he's got the meagies!

by Barlanarkms April 18, 2005