Me't

Abbreviated form of the popular "me too." Pronounced as "meat."

Guy: "Man, I love beer"
Other guy: "Me't"

Me't by anonymous April 17, 2022

Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

Don't call me that in public. by Lunaman January 29, 2007

don't make me take off my belt 

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones

Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

don't make me take off my belt by mister boondock February 18, 2006

don't ask me the color of anything 

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.

Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

don't ask me the color of anything by hardal June 18, 2022

Don't tell me tell your mom 

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

Don't tell me tell your mom by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man 

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man is when someone threatens you but there skinny af

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021